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Mr. MacDouglas Lost His MindWith salad in hand and a fork in his hair
Mr. MacDouglas sped down the street.
He used neither a bike nor an automobile,
But two Dobermans tied to his feet.
"My steak is dissenting! My lobster doth sing!"
MacDouglas declared with resounding zeal.
"The end of us all shall soon come to pass,
And what's worse, I can't finish my meal!"
He called out in panic and pleaded for help,
But his neighbors kept sweeping their floors.
They'd heard Angus McDouglas was back in their town
So they'd boarded up all of their doors.
Angus soon saw that his calls were not heard
And he sighed with great grief and dismay
"My cries were not heeded, and now all is lost;
I will now have to work today!"
With a wink and a scream, he made his dogs stop
and leapt off their backs with great ease
He gave both the pooches a pat on the head,
As well as a kick and some cheese.
He went straight to work, and did not stay idle
He toiled vigorously for Mrs. Derjoo
She had asked him politely to water her plants,
So he saved t
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